Greetings, Earthlings. You do not know me but I know you. Look into my eyes as you read this.

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On August 6th of 2008, I reached one thousand visitors to my page. The one who was the 1K person is a young lady of eighteen years from Shreveport, Louisiana known as Brittney, also known on dA as sysica.



Take some time out to look at her artwork. She is a grifted artist who likes to draw using pencils on paper and acrylics on canvas. She has many different styles of art.

Congratulations, sysica, for helping me reach this milestone. May all who see your art love you like I do.



I want to introduce you to some great music. There is a record label full of incredible talent that is showcasing some wonderful songs on YouTube, known as CandyRat Records. I was introduced to these fine people by the Barefoot Doctor. Below are some of my favourite songs from this magical company of highly gifted players:



~ Robert Taylor - Rabid Petting Zoo
From a CD entitled The Rabid Petting Zoo



~ Steffen Schackinger - Bulldog Bite
From a CD entitled ElectriGuitartistry



~ Brendan Power - Lorraine's Dream
An original song from his CD - Lament for the 21st Century

Brendan Power - Harmonica
Tom Gullion - Flute
Vijay Tellis-Nayak - Keyboard

~ Brendan Power - Sweet Bulgarity
An original song from his CD - Lament for the 21st Century

Brendan Power - Harmonica
Lucy Randall - Bodhran



~ Matthew Santos - Shadows in a Shoebox
An original song from his CD - Matters of the Bittersweet

~ Matthew Santos - Hummin'burd
An original song from his CD - Matters of the Bittersweet

~ Matthew Santos - Daughter of the Sun
An original song from his CD - Matters of the Bittersweet



~ Andy MacKee - The Friend I Never Met
An original song from his CD - Art of Motion

~ Andy MacKee - Into the Ocean
An original song from his CD - Art of Motion



~ Andy MacKee - Ebon Coast
An original song from his CD - Gates of Gnomeria

~ Andy MacKee - All Laid Back and Stuff
An original song from his CD - Gates of Gnomeria



~ Andrew White - Traces of Silver
An original song from his CD - Traces of Silver

~ Andrew White - Victory Road
An original song from his CD - Traces of Silver

~ Andrew White - Holy Island
An original song from his CD - Traces of Silver



~ Gregory Hoskins - Every Day
An original song from his CD - Alone in the Mayor's House... almost

~ Gregory Hoskins - Beautiful Parade
An original song from his CD - Alone in the Mayor's House... almost

~ Gregory Hoskins - Black Flakes of Memory
An original song from his CD - Alone in the Mayor's House... almost



~ Don Ross - Thin Air
An original song from his CD - Huron Street



~ Antoine Dufour - Catching the Light
An original song from his CD - Existence

~ Antoine Dufour - Reality
An original song from his CD - Existence



If you would like to see more of these lovely music videos, click on the banner above and subscribe to the CandyRat Records account on YouTube. You can also browse their complete online catalogue at www.candyrat.com.



Below is a drawing done for me by a very dear friend. It shows one of my kind doing what she loves best, and that is souring above the sea on feathers of flight.



This is my sister Kaylah-Rem, a young female power guppy. She is headed skyward with her wings outstretched. Power guppy females have wings until they mate, wherein the wings drop off before her first born.

This picture was drawn on heavy sketch pad paper, using a number two pencil, by the Barefoot Doctor, based on a digital painting by the Rain Woman.



OK. Normally, things do not bother me. After all, I am over four million years old in earthly human measurements. However, something is wrong here and the situation seems to be hopeless for the time being.

This is really weird. Is it just me or is this website suddenly very slow? And why are the many bugs referred to in the Barefoot Doctor's journal still not fixed? And why can I not edit the text in my literary deviations?

This is utter madness. I am glad I did not have to pay the money to subscribe my account. Somebody would have a missing head about now if I had been the one who forked over hard earned money to see this long string of unsolved problems.

Are humans really this lazy or do they simply not care? I really need answers to these questions. I sense owls in the moss. You have planted your last potato. Evil gunpowder doesn't vanish so easily. Jag anar ugglor i mossen. Du har satt din sista potatis. Ont krut förgås inte så lätt. K'onnach'kt w'eea'h. G'ahn oon'h! Legach'kt, beh'm!



The Rain Woman has opened a wonderful resource for stock artists. This new account will feature photos from her vast collection of pictures taken during her travels in the Land of the Midnight Sun, as well as stock resources taken by her fellow deviant, the Barefoot Doctor.





Check this account often, for the collection is bound to grow very rapidly in the days ahead. You will find flowers, trees, moss, rocks, buildings and all sorts of backgrounds and textures. You will also be seeing portraits of these wonderful humans as well, both clothed and nude, as soon as they are taken. Enjoy!

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